
The title song “The Greatest Adventure” sets the perfect mood to begin a fantasy adventure story. I’m sure that was the inspiration for the “Lemmiwinks” song on the South Park episode “Death Camp of Tolerance”. If only that adventure had taken place in a more pleasant setting than a gay man’s colon. Ugh! Another song about Bilbo that I remember well is “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” sung by Leonard Nemoy. It was on the Dr. Demento Show.
The first peril Bilbo and the dwarves face are a group of trolls. It was so exciting when Bilbo gets caught. Then the trolls capture all of the dwarves so easily. Luckily, Gandolf arrived just in time. I don’t know why he keeps taking off at all. He’s like the Dungeon Master from Dungeons & Dragons (1984 animated version). Another exciting peril is when Bilbo and the dwarves get captured by goblins in a cave and taken to their king. The goblin king is one freakish creature with a mouth bigger than his head. When Gandolf kills him, we find out that the violence level of this movie is extremely mild. The goblin king just spins off into a mini vortex and disappears. The same thing happens when Bilbo kills the giant spiders with his sword Sting.


When Bilbo gets separated from the dwarves, he finds Gullom and a ring, which makes him invisible. Gullom has a very different look and a raspier voice than on the other Lord of the Rings trilogy, but he’s just as cool of a character. The ring of invisibility was very useful as it helped Bilbo become braver throughout the rest of the adventure. Even against Smaug the dragon, who’s foul reek fills the halls within the mountain. If Smog’s body stinks that bad, I’d hate to think what would happen if he passes gas. Even with Smog defeated, the adventure isn’t over yet. There’s a war of several armies. The battle only shows a bunch of dots and lines all moving randomly. It’s a clever way to save on animation and spare us of showing any of the casualties.
This was a great fantasy adventure film that begins the classic trilogy. I’ve heard there was a new movie version coming soon. I look forward to seeing that.

Check out my blog for Part 2. That’s where the “real” adventure begins.













