Now this is a more unique take on the classic superhero. Batman Beyond, Seasons 1-3 (DC Comics Classic Collection) (1999-2000) takes place in the future. Bruce Wayne is too old to continue as Batman. Luckily, a new teenage protégé named Terry McGinnis comes along. Bruce is against it at first, but Terry shows valor and nobility to do what’s right.

The new and improved Batman has new gadgets like wings and rocket boots to help him fly, stealth capabilities, and super strength within the suit. Not to mention that Bruce can monitor everything and keep in contact from the bat cave.

Since all of Batman’s original archenemies are either dead or middle-aged, Terry ends up finding new archenemies to fight. Such as; Inque a shape-shifting blob of a woman, Spellbinder an intelligent creator of illusions, Blight a man with radioactive skin, the Royal Flush Gang a family of mobsters dressed like playing cards, and others.

Of course Batman Beyond doesn’t change everything from the original versions. One of Gotham City’s biggest street gangs is known as the Jokerz. The punks all dress as clowns with attitudes. As for Bruce Wayne’s other old comrades, Dick Grayson had left Gotham City awhile back and Barbara Gordon has become the new commissioner, which is a little helpful.

There was also a movie based on the series called Batman Beyond – Return of the Joker. The Joker was as tough as ever, but that was nothing compared to the Joker on The Dark Knight, who was played by Heath Ledger. Now he was crazy. Though it was disappointing that Harley Quinn wasn’t in that movie also.

Star Wars star Mark Hamill was the voice of the Joker on this movie and Batman the Animated Series. I met him at Star Wars Celebration V 2010.

Despite that the story lines can be dark sometimes, this was a great series. But what really makes Batman Beyond such a great show was the background music during the fight scenes. Hard rock and battles are an excellent mixture.

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Sylvester Stallone is well known for his action roles from such franchises as Rocky and Rambo, but one of my most favorites was in Demolition Man. Stallone stars as top police officer John Spartan, who has a reputation for blowing up buildings, but not on purpose. Spartan claims that it just happens while doing his job.

“Send a maniac to catch one.” That’s Spartan’s motto when he goes up against the psychotic but comedic Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes). After Spartan gets hoodwinked while apprehending Phoenix, he is sentenced to a cryogenic prison, which keeps him young so he can serve his 70-year sentence. I guess that’s one way to keep the prisoners from misbehaving or attempting suicide.

Thirty-six years later, Los Angeles has changed… a lot, thanks to Governor Raymond Cocktou (Nigel Hawthorne). It may appear more peaceful, but the new laws appear stricter. The funniest is whenever anyone swears, (Beep!) they get a ticket.

As it turns out, Phoenix was also cryogenically frozen. After waking up, he fights his way out and kills anyone who gets in his way. A group of six unarmed officers find him and approach with extreme assertiveness. Like that’s really gonna work against a criminal like Phoenix, especially with the new skills he has with computers and martial arts. How did he get them? That’s the mystery.

The only officer who remains fascinated by the 20th century brutality is Lieutenant Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock). It was she who suggests setting Spartan free so he can go after Phoenix and recapture him. I admit that Huxley’s material needs work, but she proves very useful working with Spartan with her knowledge about the 20th century.

The number one radio station in town plays mini show tunes, which are kiddy commercials. It’s hilarious when Huxley sings along with them, which annoys Spartan. Another amazing factor was that all restaurants are “Taco Bell” because it was the only one to survive the franchise wars. Now here’s something unusual. Arnold Schwartzenegger was once president, but this movie was made in the early 90s long before he became governor of California.

The last remaining criminal types, led by Edgar Friendly (Dennis Leary), choose to live underground in order to avoid these strict laws. Unfortunately, it means starving to death and stealing groceries. When Spartan and Huxley join forces with them, the mystery about Phoenix begins to unfold.

Soon Phoenix takes over the cryogenic prison and attempts to unthaw every prisoner there to become part of his personal army. It’s all up to Spartan to stop him. All I can say is, this final battle proves to be both exciting and perilous.

This movie is definitely a sci-fi comedy classic. Yet I don’t see how three seashells have replaced toilet paper. At least Spartan knows an easy way to get some. Just use plenty of bad language.

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Back in 1996, I remember when the Spice Girls were on MTV with their first music video “Wannabe”. There they were, Ginger Spice (Geri Halliwell), Sporty Spice (Melanie Chisholm), Scary Spice (Melanie Brown), Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham), and Baby Spice (Emma Bunton), a quintet of gorgeous pop stars. Each Spice Girl is different, which makes them a great team of singers. “Girl power!”

Soon more music videos followed and they just got better and better. Even the “Pepsi” commercial was awesome. I became so into their music that I not only got all of their albums, but each of their singles too. The only reason for that was because each single also included a bonus track, which wasn’t featured on any of the albums. I don’t understand why that was.

I also used to collect Spice Girls merchandise. Most of which was the little unauthorized biography books and issues of Spice Girls magazines. Remember these?

In 1997, shortly after the release of their second album, the Spice Girls had their own movie called Spice World. It was most often described as, “A rip-off from A Hard Day’s Night“, but I thought it was a creative film based on the misadventures of these lovely pop stars as exaggerated stereotypes of themselves.

As the Spice Girls travel with their road manager Clifford (Richard E. Grant), they ride in a double-decker bus that works like a five-person apartment. Each Spice Girl has her own section filled with their favorite things based on their personas. Now that’s impressive. Did those doors say, “Maximum Capacity 5 Girls”?

The Spice Girls have all sorts of strange encounters. For instance, while in the woods, they find aliens from outer space who are very big fans. The aliens wanted tickets to their concert at Albert Hall, but they were all sold out. It doesn’t surprise me. I can remember hearing on MTV news one time that tickets to other Spice Girls concerts get sold out as quickly as 12 minutes. I wonder if that’s a world record.

Another interesting scene was when the Spice Girls spend the night in a big old house where Damien (Richard O’Brien), a paparazzi, sneaks around like a ninja to collect some dirt on them. Somehow I can definitely see the paparazzi as ninjas with cameras. Think about it. They hide in the shadows and sneak around while stalking their targets. Then after taking a shot, they quickly disappear without a trace. Later comes assassination, courtesy of the dirt on the tabloids. It goes to show that all celebrities have to be cautious because those paparazzi ninjas are everywhere.

Then there’s a scene about the Spice Girls as the “Spice Force Five”. Emma is the martial arts expert, Mel C as a counter espionage agent, Mel B as the explosives expert, Geri as a master of disguise, and Victoria who just looks good. I could see this as a TV series. Too bad it never happened.

The Spice Girls may have their differences, but they seem like a fun group. When things got tough, they stuck together through it all.

If I had to choose my most favorite Spice Girl, it would be a tie between Baby Spice and Sporty Spice, but it was really what the five of them could do together that truly makes the Spice Girls a top singing group to me. That’s why I felt that everything changed after Geri left the group when she did. In fact, it wouldn’t have made any difference if any one of the others had left instead. Soon they all went solo. Some of those albums were good, but the originals Spice and Spiceworld are the real classics.

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The Simpsons Movie (Widescreen Edition) was long anticipated. Then during the summer of 2007, shortly after the end of season 18, it finally premiered and I was so thrilled to see it. In fact, this movie helped me remember some of the old Simpsons merchandise I had over the years, like these classic figures and dolls from the 90s.

This movie goes into several different subplots. It starts out like any other episode, but all reflects on one topic, the environment. First Grandpa Simpson has a horrible premonition of doom, but everyone ignores it except for Marge, who tries to figure it out. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to save the highly polluted Lake Springfield, but nobody cares. Then she meets Colin, an Irish boy she falls for. And Bart has issues with Homer as a father and prefers Ned Flanders over him.

When Bart skateboards around Springfield in the nude, it’s real smooth how various things always cover his “crucial area”. “Don’t look where I’m pointing!”

Soon Lake Springfield is at the breaking point of a toxic nightmare, but Lisa finally manages to get through to everyone just in time. Unfortunately, Homer foolishly throws a silo of pig poop into the lake as a quick way to get rid of it and make it to the free donuts. Then it all comes down to the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) sealing the entire town in an escape proof dome. Grandpa Simpson’s premonition has clearly come true. Being trapped also means having outside resources cut off from the outside world. All kinds from gasoline to food to even new books for the book club.

Everyone soon discovers that Homer is the cause of their situation and now the entire town becomes a lynch mob. Those are some neat graphics showing all of those angry torches. Then it becomes real exciting as the Simpsons escape the mob and the dome through a sinkhole. In a way, it pays off that Homer didn’t fix it. However, the entire house gets destroyed after the escape and the EPA tries to recapture them.

Homer has been foolish before, but this is bigger than anything the Simpsons have ever faced. So they move to Alaska to start a new life. They soon discover that Springfield will be blown up along with everyone in it. Homer refuses to go back, but Marge and the kids decide to stop the EPA and save Springfield.

Thanks to an old medicine woman throat singing some sense into Homer, he soon realizes that he should save Springfield too. But how did she know about Homer’s situation?

This was a terrific movie and a real classic for years to come with its humor and exciting story line.

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After the original Scooby-Doo series ended, the franchise still continues with animated films in the late 80s. One of my most favorites is Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers. Shaggy inherits a fortune at the Beauregard mansion and he, Scooby, and Scrappy head down south. Then they find out that it’s haunted, big surprise.

Unfortunately, Fred, Daphne, and Velma don’t come along on this trip. So Shaggy calls in the Boo Brothers, Freako, Shrieko, and Meeko. They’re silly, but friendly ghosts, who hunt other ghosts that roam around the mansion. Those Boo Brothers may be a group of stooges, but they sure know how to party.

Meanwhile, Shaggy, Scooby, and Scrappy stumble onto a mystery to find the Beauregard family jewels. Each clue has a jewel and a riddle as part of a chain of clues. That’s when the movie becomes even more interesting as the mystery unfolds. While searching for the clues, the three of them keep running into all sorts of crazy characters. They include an escaped circus ape, crazy hillbilly neighbors, and various fake ghosts. It’s like you’d never know whom you’ll find in each area.

There are also suspects for who the fake ghosts are. The main one is Farquard the butler, who is also after the family jewels. He’s like an Igor, but wears shades to cover his googly eyes. Surprisingly, he can see very well in the dark.

This movie is hilarious. It’s definitely Scooby-Doo at his best. This film has even lead to other Scooby-Doo films like Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School and Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf. They were okay, but in my opinion they weren’t as good as this one.

One last item: There was a time at “Universal Studios Florida” during Christmas in 2006 when I had my photo taken with a couple of guys dressed as Shaggy and Scooby. Shaggy had said, “Say cheeseburgers. You know that sounds pretty good right now.” Not exactly Cosplay, but I was thrilled.

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