I remember when my sister and I used to watch Brain Games on HBO back in the 80s when we were kids. Crashbox (1999-2000) is a more updated version with more advanced games than before. Each half-hour show has seven games of amazing variety, all run together by a bunch of mini robot workers. You just never know which game will come up next.

Some of my favorite segments include “Mug Shots” where Detective Varity hears testimonies from four suspects and only one of them tells the truth, “Haunted House Party” where mystery historical figures have conversations with other ghosts in a haunted house, “Ear We Are” where two ears play a “guess the sound” game, and “10 Seconds” where you guess word puzzles.

Even though this is a kids show, there were some other segments that I would still find difficult. For instance, “Distraction News” has correspondent Dora Smarmy talk about a subject of importance, but it also has a bunch of things popping in and out as a way to keep you from listening. “Lens McCracken” is another tough game. The mystery photos featured are tough to identify because they’re all extreme close ups. Then there’s “Word Shake” where a chef mixes two or three words together to make a whole new word. For example, put “Hand” and “Chin” together and you get “Engine”. I never would’ve thought of that. It must be related to texting, which I’ve never been into. Sometimes even the math puzzles on “Captain Bones” can be tough to figure out. Of course it doesn’t help when Captain Bones keeps insulting the viewers. Does that ever make you wonder, “Am I really smarter than a fifth grader”?

There are also a couple of interesting games about the animal kingdom. “Poop or Scoop” features true or false questions that are hosted by Danny Wells (who I remember best as Luigi from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show) and “Eddie Bull” who is a little guy that all zoo animals love to eat. As he goes through the animal’s digestive system, Eddie describes it and comes back in one piece ready for another animal to eat him up. Now just to set the record straight, Eddie Bull always says that he’s at the Walla Walla, Washington Zoo. Well, I used to live in Walla Walla, Washington and there never was a zoo there. Not even like the one he’s at.

The “Riddle Snake” is a cool character with that turban, playing that flute. Then a guy comes out of the basket under its control. At least the snake doesn’t try to bite him. I must say though, one segment this show could’ve totally done without was “The Revolting Slob”. Who can stand to watch that gross guy? Not me.

This is a very creative educational series. It’s never been available on DVD. In fact, neither has “Brain Games”.

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Hee Haw (1969-1993) was one of several series inspired by Rowan & Martin’s Laugh In. Hosted by country singers Buck Owens and Roy Clark, Hee Haw is filled with simple cornball style humor, which I find very enjoyable.

I grew up on Hee Haw. In fact, that was what first got me interested in country music. Well, that and Dolly Parton movies from the early 80s. I know what you’re thinking. You think I just liked to look at Dolly Parton. Yes, she is pretty, but I liked her music as well as her classic films like 9 to 5, Rhinestone, and Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. (I was so young at the time I thought it was pronounced “Best Little Warehouse in Texas”.)

Anyway, Hee Haw has one-liners used in several different ways. Some of the main ones are in the “Cornfield” segment where random characters pop up and tell jokes to one another, and “Picking and Grinning” where Buck and Roy tell jokes while playing their instruments. Funny stuff, I’ll tell ya.

In a way, Hee Haw was labeled as a rip-off from Rowan & Martin’s Laugh In. Sure there are similarities, but it does stick out as a classic to me. There’s no political humor, it’s the kind of material that’s kept simple and I think that works a whole lot better.

One of my most favorite gags that I recall was about a guy who decided to get alligator shoes by wrestling an alligator. He won the fight, but was disappointed because the alligator was barefooted. Then there’s Archie Campbell in the barber shop telling fairytales like “Rendercilla” and “The Pee Little Thrigs”. Oh, that cracks me up.

The music on Hee Haw is also good. The most memorable songs are “Pfft, You Were Gone” and “Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me”. They talk about sad things here, but it’s still silly. Don’t you just love it?

Not too long ago at a convention, I’ve discovered that there was a Hee Haw comic book. I heard that there were only seven issues made and are very rare, but I found one.

Hee Haw, which features a creative group of performers, is and always will be a long time favorite of mine. Even though I’m not hugely into country music, this show still takes me back. I must confess, other than Dolly Parton and the Dixie Chicks, the only way I even know of any country singers is when they have made appearances on Hee Haw and sometimes The Muppet Show and The Dr. Demento Show.

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Square One TV (1987-1992) was one of my most favorite PBS educational shows. It has reoccurring skits, game shows, and music videos all used to teach different types of mathematics, which happens to be one of my best subjects. One thing I don’t understand is that this is labeled as a show for younger kids, but some of the types of mathematics featured are meant for junior high level, such as probability, combinatorics, geometry, and negative numbers. I can remember when items like those were never excepted, let alone discussed, in grade school math classes.

One of my most favorite reoccurring segments was Mathman. A PAC-Man spoof, where the hero, Mathman, has to decide which numbers/polygons to eat. There were times when Mathman wins a free game, but if he’s ever wrong, just once, Mr. Glitch, who is a strange mini tornado villain, chases after Mathman and eats him. Then the game is over. Something puzzles me though. When Mathman runs for his life, what would’ve happened if he encounters another number/polygon before Glitch gets him? On the other hand, Mathman gets caught way too easily. There were times when Glitch plays the game, but I don’t think he’s ever won any. When that happens, Mathman gets to chase and eat him. Isn’t revenge sweet?

Here’s a YouTube video I found of a classic Mathman segment. So this makes how many times Mathman was eaten?

The second half of every episode has Mathnet. A Dragnet spoof, where two detectives, George Frankly (Joe Howard) and Kate Monday (Beverly Leech), use mathematics to crack cases. Personally, I think that mathematics is a great way to do so. In the later seasons, Kate Monday was replaced by Pat Tuesday (Toni Di Buono) without any explanation why.

Mathnet has a motto: “To Cogitate and to Solve”. An interesting item I’ve noticed is that the mathematicians never carry guns. Instead they use their gun holsters to hold their calculators. I guess you never know when you might need them when an arithmetic problem gets thrown at ya. I admit, it’s not exactly Numb3rs, but these are still interesting cases that can appeal to adults as well as kids.

I know there were other mathematical shows, but honestly, none of them could measure up to Square One TV.

I’m surprised that Square One TV hasn’t made it to DVD yet. I find it just as creative and memorable as such PBS shows like The Electric Company, classic Sesame Street, 3-2-1 Contact, and Reading Rainbow.

One last item: Speaking of Reading Rainbow, I met host Levar Burton at MegaCon 2010. He wasn’t very talkative, but when I went to get his autograph, I mentioned that I enjoyed watching him on the show when I was a kid.

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Welcome back. For my 101st post, I’ll be talking about Weird Al’s projects in TV and film. We’ll start with his 1989 feature film UHF. This was a very creative movie that stars Weird Al Yankovic as George Newman, who manages a little rundown TV station owned by his Uncle Harvey (Stanley Brock), who won the deed in poker game. George’s imagination turns that station into something better.

There are plenty of other funny characters also. One of them is Kuni (Gedde Watanabe) the martial arts instructor. His students keep hitting into the walls and flying out the windows. “Stupaad!” The Bum (Vance Colvig Jr.) is a running gag character, who asks for change but has plenty of dollar bills to spare. Another great character is the hilarious TV star and devoted janitor Stanley Spadowski, played by Michael Richards. This was back before he was Kramer on Seinfeld.

George hosts “Uncle Nutsy’s Clubhouse”. His antics with Bobbo the clown are hilarious. After meeting Mr. Frying Pan, George feeds Bobbo dog treats that are mistaken for butter cookies. “Mmm, that’s good.” I don’t see how any of the children in the bleachers could not laugh.

Throughout the movie, there are creative commercial parodies and promotionals. Some of my most favorites were “Spatula City”, “Conan the Librarian”, “Town Talk with George”, and “Gandhi 2″.

I’ll tell ya. This movie is a real classic. It features a lot of Weird Al Yankovic’s brand of humor with spoofs on TV shows, commercials, live performers, and of course, music. I thought I saw Dr. Demento in the crowd.

It doesn’t end there. Weird Al also had his own TV series on Saturday mornings called The Weird Al Show – The Complete Series (1997-1998), which features important morals as well as the many sides of Weird Al’s creativity. They include things like a TV spot that features comedic channel flips, a snack corner where Weird Al makes repulsive, but creative foods like lima bean cookies, split pea fudge, and chocolate lasagna, and musical performances by special guest stars.

Can it get any better than this? Any word on when Weird Al is releasing a new album?

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Back in 1989, The Muppet Show started to make a comeback with a whole new concept called The Jim Henson Hour. Jim Henson himself hosts this primetime series with each episode separated into two half-hours.

The first half is called Muppet Television. Kermit runs a variety show with a celebrity guest star, but instead of the Muppet Theater it’s at a satellite control center called Muppet Central. The types of acts and skits performed are more based on what you’d see on TV and commercials more than live theater. In a way, that takes away some of the impact The Muppet Show had on its level of creativity.

Some of the original Muppets return, but not many. Most of the Muppet characters featured are brand new like Digit the robot, who looks like Dr. Frankenstein and helps Kermit roll the segments, Vicki the film school student, and Limburg the handyman, or handybird. Not to worry. This show still has some of the old favorites like Gonzo, Link Hogthrob, Fozzie, Rowlf, and Bean Bunny. This show also introduces newer favorites like Clifford the pink babboon and Waldo the flying special effect that can take any form. He’s also featured in the Muppets 3-D attraction at Walt Disney World’s Hollywood Studios.

This show also made me more familiar with celebrities of the 80s. Ones like Louie Anderson, Ted Danson, Smokey Robinson, Bobby McFerrin, Buster Poindexter, and Marc Wiener.

Muppet Central has every kind of network you can imagine. The many monitors in the background are neat with each one showing something different. I’m sure Kermit has a difficult time deciding which ones to air on the show. It’s so incredible.

The second half of The Jim Henson Hour is a completely different feature. Most commonly it’s an episode from The Storyteller. I used to not like that show back then because it was nothing like the Muppets. Now that I’m older, I find it interesting sometimes. John Hurt tells old folktales and the stories come to life with darker Muppet characters that are more for older viewers. The Storyteller’s companion is a talking Muppet dog, who really gets into these stories.

In the second season of The Storyteller, Michael Gambon tells the tales, which are more based on Greek Tragedies. Yes, he played Dumbledore on Harry Potter films 3-6. These stories may be even darker, but that Muppet dog still gets into them.

I really enjoyed this classic Muppet series. At least the first halves. On occasion the second halves have something good also, but not often. It’s too bad it didn’t last very long. At times this show was difficult to keep track of, but I looked forward to it whenever I could find it on.

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